Install a girl’s satellite radio and she’ll listen until it breaks. Show her where to buy the replacement part and she’ll fix it herself.
The 80’s are BACK! (After nearly 6 months of listening to only the radio and CDs, it wasn’t a moment too soon--trust me.) To commemorate the return of the 80’s and my 30th birthday, I decided to share my top 10 favorite 80’s songs.
#15 “Red Skies” by The FixxSometimes I wonder if Melancholy is my middle name. There is just something about a brooding, mysterious song like this that I can’t resist. Throw in some mid back tense vowel sounds and IT IS ON. Should have taken warning? Yes! We should have!
#14 “Under the Milky Way” by The ChurchThis song is simply beautiful. This is one instance when beginning with the end in mind (Habit #2 for Highly Effective Teens) may not be the way to go. Between this song and the cover used in a recent car commercial, my next car will have a moon roof. (I considered including a link to the commercial, but that seemed so corporate.)
#13 “Things can Only get Better” by Howard JonesDo you feel scared? I do, but I won’t stop and falter. And if we throw it all away, things can only get better. While I’ve always found this song inspirational, being on the verge of another decade gives it a new significance. Come to think of it, this song hasn’t had this much significance since the time it got stuck in my head at Knott’s Scary Farm a few years ago!
#12: “Save a Prayer” by Duran DuranI can’t stand some of the poppier, mainstream songs by Duran Duran like “Rio” and “Hungry like the Wolf,” but there is something about this song that really appeals to me. Maybe it’s how cool he looks, standing by the wall, corner of a main street. Maybe it’s his initial rejection and eventual acceptance of the aforementioned prayer. Maybe it’s the synthesizer. Yep, it’s definitely the synthesizer.
#11 “Pretty in Pink” by The Psychedelic FursPretty in Pink is one of my favorite 80’s movies, mainly because of the underlying class warfare theme. It’s there—trust me. Plus there’s something satisfying about a girl who’s pretty in pink. Maybe we should all spend some more time in that side of our lives where nothing is ever put straight…
#10 “West End Girls” by Pet Shop BoysSome of you may know that I’m not the best listener in the world. As a little girl I used to think that this song was about Eastern boys and Western girls. While I may not have been the sophisticated, worldly woman that I am today (read: I have a passport), even back then I knew that those two groups were worlds apart. That, and kicking in chairs and knocking down tables always sounded delightfully bad.
#9 “Head over Heels” by Tears for FearsYou say Tears for Fears and everyone thinks of “Shout” or “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” (thanks to Real Genius). Don’t take my heart, don’t break my heart, don’t throw it away. We’re all thinking it, but luckily, they articulated it for us. And for those of you who have seen the video, who says boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses? Especially when those girls are librarians—with BIG glasses!
#8 “She’s Like the Wind” by Patrick SwayzeThose of you who know me, know of my absolute love for Dirty Dancing and all things Swayze. I don’t really care for similes—I usually prefer metaphors—but there is something about a tough guy singing a love song that makes my heart melt-even if he does use what I consider a weak metaphor. While his use of figurative language may have been weak, my love for him remains strong enough for this song to beat out “Time of My Life” and that's gotta count for something.
#7 “Don’t you Forget about Me” by Simple MindsI can’t tell you what’s happening musically in the opening chords, but I can tell you that if you keep listening, you’ll hear an unforgettable song. I sometimes think that if Breakfast Club were part of the required curriculum for high school, those years would be easier. The times and fashions may have changed, but little else has. Am I right? I know I am.
#6 “Boys don’t Cry” by The CurePeppy. A song about the harmful effects of gender-coding? Better make it peppy! That’s not the only reason I like it though. Who doesn’t like a song where you get to dance around in a bouncy manner to a syncopated rhythm? Awesome!
#5 “The Promise” by When in RomeI once saw When in Rome perform. I kid you not: the set consisted of this song played multiple times. Good times! As someone who absolutely LOVES thinking of the right words to say, how could I NOT love this song? Plus I would totally wait around a while for… you know.
#4 “All I Want is You” by U2Yes, this is the U2 song that cracked my Top 5. Really? Yes! While I realize that it may not be one of their more mainstream 80’s songs, who can resist all the things he’ll give you? I know I can’t. A simple, haunting melody? Well-thought, heart-felt lyrics? All I want is you. Too.
#3 “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” by the PoliceIf you don’t like this song, you’re lame. The Police consist of Sting and two other guys. Sting used to be an English teacher. ‘Nuff said! Okay, I do have one more thing to say: this peppy song takes my bouncy dancing to the next level. Not only do I get to bounce around, but there are parts of the song where I get to pause and totally freeze before CONTINUING to dance/bounce around as the song continues. Now that’s my idea of magic.
#2 “I’ll be There for You” by Bon JoviNew Jersey is on the East Coast. I have very strong anti-East Coast sentiments, and yet somehow the Garden State managed to produce a man that I think is an absolute poet—in the hair god, rock ballad sense of the word, of course. Believe it or not, this song used to get major air time on KIIS FM. When I would listen to it, I would count the words every time. Please, keep swearin’ those five (5) words to me. And the key change? Oh, Jon, you know exactly what I like!
#1 “Mony, Mony” by Billy Idol
Yes, I realize that technically this is a cover of a Tommy James and the Shondells song from the 1960’s, but it’s my nickname! How could it NOT be my #1 favorite song? It totally beats “Mambo #5” because that’s only a little bit of Monica (and the wrong decade). This is my nickname. The appellation that you can’t use to refer to me without an express invitation. Who doesn’t love a song where the bridge consists of Billy Idol and chorus singers crooning that they love you? What’s that? You don’t have an awesome song that features your name? Sucks to be you. =)
The more numerically-inclined members of my audience may have noticed that I named more than 10 songs. Those of you who know me well know that numbers are a language I don’t speak. Those of you who know me even better than that know the significance of the number 15. The rest of you think you know me.